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icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

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angry-fallen-angel:

We have a gif for this

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fuckingflorida:

The most eventful portion of my bike ride this afternoon was witnessing a man driving around innocently without noticing he was dragging a live palm frond from beneath his car.

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graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

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rebagled:

"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"

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You cannot pray for an A on a test and study for a B. You cannot pray for a celestial marriage and live a telestial life. You cannot pray for something and act less.

Tad R. Callister (via grandviziertothesultanofagrabah)

God just spoke to me right here.

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Posted 18 hours ago

latteos:

did raven just low key call her a cracker

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titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

YES

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